GRASSHOPPER SCHOOL of PHILOSOPHY:

(Quotes to think and laugh with. P = puzzles)

We are all angels with one wing broken. To fly we must embrace each other.

Every Saint has a past, every Sinner has a future.

P: I come to your door, but do not knock. Name me.

He who gives Elephant a laxative then stands near its tail is in deep sh*t.

Not what I have but what I do is my kingdom.

Ideals are like the stars, we will never reach them. But like the mariner with the stars, we chart our courses by them.

The best thing we can do for others is not share our own riches with them, but reveal to them their own.

P: Faster than light is the speed of my flight - what am I?

In the mind of a man - a woman; in the mind of a woman - a man; what wonders roam in the mind of a child.

At the end of all our wanderings we return to the place from which we first started and know it for the first time.

P: Greater than God, dead men eat me. If you eat me you will die. What am I?